1. He is using a stud finder and fails to take the opportunity to put it on himself and make little beeping noises.
2. He is asking couch pillows for marital advice.
How to prevent husband from being grouchy:
1. Do not accept offers for a free couch and agree to move said couch on his only day off. Especially when hubby thought current couch was just fine.
That said, I really like my new couch. 🙂 Ssssshhhhhh