All the wrong questions to ask when two boys burst through the front door asking for a lighter:
Did you look in garage?
Yes not one in there.
Did you check the junk drawer? (That referring to every drawer in the house).
Yep. Not there.
How about the pool shed? (I am still vacuuming).
No! We will look there!
Front door slams. I continue vacuuming and then…wait for it.
The RIGHT question to ask when boys burst through front door asking for a lighter:
WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU WANT A LIGHTER???