I believe that dogs should not be treated with meanness (he says while squeezing the dog’s head.)
Kindness is what a dog should be given (dog’s eyes are now bulging.)
Dogs are our pets forever (dog is turning colors a dog should not be.)
We will love them forever (he releases the dog who falls to floor in a pile, gasping and hacking at his feet. Logan looks down and joyfully clasps his hands together.)
Aww see, I made her cry!
*The strangling of the dog was greatly exaggerated in this story, as some of you might have guessed.