A Good Morning at the Duncans



The Duncan family reported a morning without incident.

This is vastly different from previous mornings spent dragging children from beds and searching for left socks, says the Duncan mom. Everyone was still speaking to each other when they left, and no one had to flag mommy down from the driveway–thanks in part to the No-Child Left Behind Act of 2012.

In other news, a group of flying pigs was discovered on a farm in East Iowa.


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