Breaking News: Streaker on the Loose

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Officials have advised that a streaker is on the loose.

An explicit live show interrupted Mickey Mouse viewers this morning as a diaper clad baby shed his covering to reveal a stark white birthday suit. Reportedly terrorizing the room, the baby streaker stole several graham crackers and sippee cups.

He is considered bare-bottomed and dangerous.

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